Newest:

me: well alligators are cool
amara: not in the song
me: ok
me: well alligators are cool in my song
amara: you have an alligator song?
me: no
amara: way to get my hopes up
amara: meanie
me: i have two!
me: peanuts alligators and… hobos! they are what constitutes my street. peanuts alligators and… hobos! allergic elderly people will lose their feet.
amara: lulz
me: and then…
me: i once went to a town down yoooooonnder
me: it was quite large i poooooooonder
me: the rat smelled like cheese
me: and the alligator said please
me: wont you remain in my town no loooooonger
amara: lmfao
amara: amazing

Me: I think more people should be less private.
Me: Creeping never hurts anyone
Me: Unless you’re a creep.

amara: just chillin
amara: like a villain
me: ya? is it chilly?
amara: nope
me: like a villy..

me: you’re lame
amara: btch please
me: your pants are lame
me: maybe you should just roll over and eat a tootsie pop
me: cause you’re that lame

Me: What’s the point of being conservative if you don’t have anything to conserve

Star: I usually like to keep every guy to myself…but since I like you, I’ll let you be happy and get married to someone you love

amara: it’s funny, when i’m in a position like this and talking with you, i can never tell if i’m dreaming or you’re just wacky

amara: so you can name either the white or cream colored ones
threeupdotca: which ever shows more heroic promise
amara: that will take a while to identify
threeupdotca: you can guess
threeupdotca: if he is a better milk sucker, he’s a captain justice
amara: haha ok, so the fat one

[01:10] Wonton: People learn from their mistakes. Sheridan learns from theirs too.

Sheridan!!!: i’m a walking selfhelp book
annabelle: you are indeed
Sheridan!!!: although i hate selfhelp books
annabelle: they’re the spawn of satan
Sheridan!!!: it is sad that people don’t have other people to talk to
Sheridan!!!: so they need like dr phil to be their friend to tell them to wisen up

I like Rihanna’s Umbrella song, it has a nice chorus even though its stupid.
Maybe its the Canadian in me, eh eh eh ?

Tina: haha, i love your positive insight into everything
Sheridan: the spikes on pineapples can be used as a weapon in case of a very weak intruder
Sheridan: sometimes i bite my tongue and it hurts,
Sheridan: but then i taste the blood and i’m happy again mmm… irony
Tina: haha, there is iron in your blood, maybe thats what makes it so “ironic”
Tina: bwaahaha

Sheridan says: oh good, i was afraid you were gonna talk about poo again
Tina says: no, i have nothing more to say about poo right now

Sheridan (to Tina): Be your own friend

Sheridan: i think you being alive is a good thing overall
Sheridan: just letting you know
Star: thanks, I think so too
Star: I think you being a alive is a good thing too
Sheridan: i should write greeting cards
Star: yea you should

Sheridan: i think as part of my dream life
Sheridan: i’d be famous.. i’d draw paintings people would love
Sheridan: i’d have my own radio station
Sheridan: ruler of a small country
Sheridan: oil reserves
Sheridan: umm… and draw video game plans
Sheridan: and have 5 companies make them for me
Eric: lol
Sheridan: oh, a loving wife too
Eric: rofl
Eric: bottom of the list
Eric: right after 5 video game companies

Sheridan: you could stay awake for weeks and still be beautiful ..
Sheridan: you would not be fun to talk to though
Sheridan: get your .. smart conversation rest

Sheridan: you could shatter a slightly cracked glass bat on my abs
Star: I’m pretty sure you can shatter that on anything

Sheridan: look, i gave you the answer
Sheridan: and that’s the end of it
Star: it was the wrong answer!
Sheridan: … i think i’d be a great psychiatrist
Star: if by great, you mean not-so-good
Star: :-p
Sheridan: look, if i think i’m great
Sheridan: then i am great
Sheridan: and yes,i mean not-so-good
Star: :-p
Star: well I think you’re great then too

Star: but I don’t want to waste my jelly on other people

Star: ok, I’m going to bed now, it’s almost 10, way too late for me to be up
Sheridan: ya? you want to be all healthy for your hip replacement tomorrow
Sheridan: make sure you take your centrium pills
Sheridan: and is your walker out of repairs?
Star: shut up

Star: Hey what hapened to your buddy icon
Sheridan: why do you care
Star:
Sheridan: maybe i got plastic surgery
Sheridan: and implanted a giant black cube in my face

Sheridan: your life is more exciting when you make stuff up
Sheridan: or maybe you don’t tell me the exciting parts

Star: I’ll be killed on the way to the parking garage, it’s a good thing I work at a hospital
Sheridan: ya? so i wont see you online ever again?
Star: if they can salvage my scattered pieces and sew me back together again, you migh
Sheridan: hmm
Sheridan: what if i want to combine your parts with someone else
Sheridan: like a gorilla
Star: You can’t do that!! I’m not a science experiment you know!
Sheridan: well it isn’t your choice
Sheridan: your brain will be dismembered

Star: you’re mean
Star: lol
Sheridan: down deep i have love for you my dear star, this is excuses my superficial disgust for your life

Eric: I should just leave it blank and let you put in your own comments(to describe yourself)
“So awesome!” “My hero!”
me: how would they be different between you or I writing them?
Eric:oooh your opinion of my opinion of you is even higher than my opinion of your opinion of yourself

Tina says: (editors note: she doesnt have a cellphone at this point)
just give me a shout when you decide if you can go or not….it’s all
dependant on you now
Tina says: haha
Sheridan 3up says: oh the pressure
Sheridan 3up says:so how do i shout
Sheridan 3up says: use some air raid sirens or somethng
Tina says: whatever you see fit
Sheridan 3up says:”ATTENTION CITIZENS OF CALGARY”…

Tina says: i dont know if i can talk to you anymore,
Tina says: how could you support an American donut chain over Timmy’s?
Sheridan 3up says: oh, did i tell you i am related to tim horton
Sheridan 3up says: my grandmother was a horton
Tina says: shut up
Sheridan 3up says: and tim was her… second uncle or cousin?
Sheridan 3up says: there was some inbreeding involved too
Sheridan 3up says: but it isn’t in my blood! atleast tahts whatwe like to think
Sheridan 3up says: i think tim’s parents might have been half-siblings
Sheridan 3up says: so maybe i have some fear of genetic retardation influencing my
dislike of timmy’s

Eric: I think I can recall the poem…it was in response to a “go for dinner next week” invite
Sure, sounds like fun
Ideas? I have none
Which day? Doesn’t matter
I eat to get fatter
Where to go? What to do?
I dunno, up to you

Eric: I think my exact words were:
I’m so hot I make a pot a’ water boil
turn me up I’m on the charbroil
if you wear the glove then you know it fits
gotta touch myself with oven mits

me: oh
me: at some personality thing
me: i said how i like breaking things
me: or venting or something
me: and someone said i might need marriage counseling
me: and to tell my wife or something
Eric: hehe
me: it was slightly bizarre
Eric: “I like to hit people when I get mad”
Eric: “preferably old or feeble people”
me: and take their money
Eric: to buy drugs
Eric: to sell to kids

me: so I’m lookin at schedules and
me: nothing is winter mwf except my ethics
me: this could be a dilemma
Eric: lol
me: an ethical dilemma
Eric: An ethical dilemma
Eric: lol

eric: haha, I was looking through the “official” gifts for wedding anniversaries
eric: # 60 diamond
eric: # 65 blue sapphire
eric: # 70 platinum
eric: # 75 diamond (historically) or double diamond (contemporary)
eric: # 80 Oak
eric: man, oak what an anticlimax
me: lol
me: #80 coffin for 2

me: bah dum psh
me:how is that onamatopeidized
Eric: I like your way
Eric: Somehow Bahdumpsh sounds like an Indian name
me: so i met this indian guy ,
me: i ask him what his name was
me: he says… bahdumpsh
Eric: haha
me: and you just wait
me: lol
Eric: an Indian guy!
Eric: that’s the joke!

Potent Notables:

Me: So I’m bidding on these Sean John jeans, 32×34, thats WxL right?
Eric: That’s you
Me: Ok
Eric: I know cause its me
Me: Sweet I won, I can be dope like P.Diddy
Eric: Mo Pants, Mo Problems

Me: Busy night?
Eric: if dancing the night away with three Japanese tourists, a tuba-playing monkey, and a Swedish pirate is “busy”, then yes

Me: Emotional people want emotion reciprocated
Me: Maybe non-emotional people want non-emotion reciprocated.
Me: No comment”

Threpraki say: Man with cheap bow aims high. Failure is certain but height brings hope.

Sheridan: i should make a graph of when i go to bed
brick: on the s plane
brick: i want to see those imaginary components
Sheridan: oh, for sure
Sheridan: holes and zeros
Sheridan: last night was a hole for sure
brick: sign of being a nerd #456 you make references to things that have nothing to do with anything but use them in a manner relating to something technical

Sheridan: so ya, i’m realizing some weird things about myself
Sheridan: i insult people often
Sheridan: oh, somebody mentioned how they think we are totally different
eric: what did they specifically say?
Sheridan: not much,
Sheridan: unlike someone i know, i find it difficult to say… “talk more about me”
eric: hahaha
eric: ouch
Sheridan: yes, see –> Sheridan: i insult people often

Sheridan: i wonder if i’m too honest
Sheridan: i think it works for me
Sheridan: probably not everyone else though
Sheridan: haha

Sheridan: I should wear a cape to work, cause I am that awesome.

Wity Remarks

brick: stupid fonts
Sheridan: WP-GreekCentury
brick: ya
brick: stupid greek century
brick: that was 2500 years ago!
brick: get with the times new roman!

brick: he’ll probably want to show up here spontaneously…
brick: perhaps i should put my pants on

brick: oooh, I finally got a response “connection refused”
brick: success!
brick: I was rejected instead of ignored
brick: the irony here is killing me, lol

3up: This class is totally opposite to normal engineering process. It feels like some touchy-feely arts class.
3up: I think the prerequsite should be: COMS 523: fluffy clouds and how they make you feel
brick: COMS 523: NIMBUS APPRECIATION
3up: next time someone asks you what your major is, tell them bachelor of fine arts in nimbus appreciation
brick: ie. unemployed, stare at clouds
brick: look a bunny!

And the rest

Eric: heh, if I ever turn Windows prostar geek I’ll call my book “Bricks and Windows”

Sheridan: i’m totally comfortable doing something totally uncomfortable

Eric: “I’m your biggest fan!”

Matt: anywaysoyaimjustupdatingericonthisdinnerthatisplannedbydanny…
Sheridan: lol
Sheridan: dating eric?
Eric: hahaha
Eric: too funny
Eric: now that is good
Eric: Anways, so I am just up. Dating Eric. On this dinner, that is planned by Danny….

brick: you wanna come?
3up: oy
3up: ya probably
3up: sounds a little lame though
brick: hehe
brick: doesn’t it always, doesn’t it always